dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

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mcnuggethugget:

when people mention school during vacation

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egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

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elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze, via distraction)